Shirl
McGaffick
Computing
Services
Carnegie
Mellon University
"...driving a car is like going to the movies
and riding
a bike is like being in
the movie." - Robin Levitt
While you can't pick your family, you can always pick
your friends.
Eddie Kieger
is someone I'd loved to have known IRL before his accident, someone who is very
close to my heart now. I am so proud of all the people who have come to his
rescue. Read all about it here: EddieKieger.com.
This says it all...
What's a few drinks hurt anyway?
For those who fought.....
A son spoke to his father, and asked him about the war:
"Did you have friends who fought and died,
who can come home no more?"
"I learned to walk while you were gone; I learned to catch
and play,
The other kids, they understood, their dads, too, were away"
"Thank you, Dad, for fighting hard; thanks for being brave,
I wish that I had known you..."
And laid flowers at the grave
- William "Harley Bill" Rouse
Thanks to the Special Vets, and you know
who you are...
"Programming today is a race between software engineers
striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying
to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
Rich Cook.
Don't forget that cybersex does involve the risk of virual
infections. And hard-drive failure would hinder satisfaction. -C.Mandera
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out
of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors are idiots.
If you live life righteously, deciding WHAT you want is
the hardest part. -Me.
"If a woman is crying, she's not having fun." -Thelma and
Louise
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
"Happy 4th of July! When we celebrate our independence
by shooting off our arms with fireworks and driving drunk down our nations highways!
Gawd I *LOVE* this country!" - Christine Jewell (RIP Thumper)
A Postal Commission's stamp design, of a atomic bomb mushroom
cloud, has been cancelled by President Clinton. No one is acknowledging this
continuing streak of violence by postal workers, either.
Okay, who put the stop payment on my Reality Check?!
"Meddle not with dragons, for you are crunchy, and good
with catsup."
You have to be crazy to work here, but it doesn't help.
"Shouldn't the psychic friends be the ones to call *you*?"
- DC 101 Radio Station
"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of
thinking."
No woman ever shot a man while he was doing dishes.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Some mothers take Prozac, I ride a Honda :) - Susan "Tink" Anderson
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