Why Riverdale is a Horrible Show
Written by Mason Kim, a viewer who wasted his time watching it
Iconic Quotes
General writing:
Turns out that actual adults wrote these quotes and not 4th graders in a creative writing class. Personally, I cannot wait until Riverdale turns into a tumblr fanfic:
Nobody says this in Real Life Quote
You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell. My specialty is ice.
iS tHAt An enDGaMe rEferEnCe Quote
Because we are endgame, Archie
Nobody says this in Real Life Quote #2
I am cuckoo bananas for you, obvi
Archie and the Red Circle
Cringiest Moment in All of Riverdale (show is TV14)
Red Circle