2024 Roster
| Major | Mechanical Engineering |
| Hometown | Palo Alto, CA |
| Height | 5'9" |
What’s your favorite tournament Mr. Yuk has gone to?
Goddamn Myrtle BeachWhat is your "go-to" move on the field?
Flick pump fake.What was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
O-week pickup on the cut.Was or is there an ultimate player you look up to? (on or off Yuk)
Dylan Freechild.What was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (off-field)?
Shark Tank.
| Major | Economics, Statistics |
| Hometown | Baaaay Areaaaa |
| Height | 6'1" |
Most memorable quote from a teammate?
We got margs - Mahith after gets margs from Chile'sWhat is your go-to move on the field?
DumpWhat is your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
Absolute scenes when our rookie line broke Pitt and regionalsWhat was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (off-field)?
Could be recency bias, but I'd have to say almost winning it for the old lady in IM soccer. I've never seen Joe run that fast.Did you have a favorite cheer or celebration?
D line is ugly
| Major | Electrical and Computer Engineering |
| Hometown | Piedmont, CA |
| Height | 6'1" |
What has been favorite tournament Mr. Yuk has gone to?
Steel City 23What is your go-to move on the field?
Winning the under no matter how big of a buffer you give meWas or is there an ultimate player you look up to? (on or off Yuk)
The Corn Fed Mule (Steve Mo)What is your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
Rookie D-Line breaking PittDo you have a favorite cheer or celebration?
Corn SyrupDo you have a pre-game or tournament ritual?
Getting locked in and pooping
| Major | Materials Science and Engineering (PhD) |
| Hometown | Greenwich, CT |
| Height | 6'5" |
What was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
DM'ing leadership on FB and saying I'm going to rock their worldMost memorable quote from a teammate?
"How did you become like this?" - Brandon ZhouWhat's your go-to move on the field?
Blueberry muffin, 100%Was or is there an ultimate player you look up to? (on or off Yuk)
Lamar Jackson
| Major | Chemistry |
| Hometown | Sewickley, PA |
| Height | 5'11" |
What was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
Jing and I would throw on the cut during orientation week of freshman year, turns out there’s a whole sport for thatWhat is your go-to move on the field?
Absolutely sky the crap out of LucasWas or is there an ultimate player you look up to? (on or off Yuk)
JojahWhat is your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
Getting a D on and subsequently breaking Pitt’s (one of the best teams in the nation) O-line as a rookie on a rookie lineIf you didn’t do ultimate at CMU, what would you do?
Cry because I would have no friends
| Major | Information Systems |
| Hometown | Princeton, NJ |
| Height | 6'0" |
Bio
Hello! My name is Zachary Fan. I am class of 2027 studying information systems. I love wizbeeWhat has been favorite tournament Mr. Yuk has gone to?
Steel CityWhat was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
Skying MothWhat is your go-to move on the field?
The turnoverWas or is there an ultimate player you look up to? (on or off Yuk)
My HS captainWhat is your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
Watching people layout a bunchWhat was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (off-field)?
The roofDo you have a favorite cheer or celebration?
Kick SpikeDo you have a pre-game or tournament ritual?
Watch Callahan videos or montages or listen to hard style musicIf you didn’t do ultimate at CMU, what would you do?
Idk Scotty’s lab plus sum other club probs
| Major | Mechanical Engineering, Robotics |
| Hometown | Minnesota |
| Height | 5'9" |
| Major | Behavioral Economics |
| Hometown | San Mateo, California |
| Height | 5'9" |
Bio
I'm not like the other guys, I have an additional major in PhilosophyWhat has been favorite tournament Mr. Yuk has gone to?
Fish BowlWhat was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
On the cut playing mini, then getting reminded that I’m out of shape.What is your go-to move on the field?
Clog the force lane and yell I'm poachedWas or is there an ultimate player you look up to? (on or off Yuk)
John Randolph if and only if he's at a date showWhat is your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
2023 BuffaloWhat was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (off-field)?
Our 2023 spring break tripDo you have a favorite cheer or celebration?
El CaminoDo you have a pre-game or tournament ritual?
Morning dump
| Major | Physics |
| Hometown | Yardley, PA |
| Height | 6'1" |
What was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
The first thing I went to was the Labor Day scrim. I remember getting so tired since I had basically never played a sport before but still having so much fun. Even though I’m sure I had no idea what I was doing, and even though we ended up playing in the rain by the end, I knew I wanted to stick with it.What is your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
Skying a Penn State guy (booo) in the first point of Sectionals my freshman year. Thanks for the huck, WyattWhat was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (off-field)?
The team surprised me with a birthday cake at the restaurant after the first day of sectionals my freshman year :) they spelled my name correctly on the cake which doesn’t happen often and that’s when I knew I was spending my time at college with the right people.Do you have a favorite cheer or celebration?
For some reason I always love when we sing the Star Spangled Banner during time outs. It’s such a goofy thing to do, it always makes me laugh and brings up my energy.
| Major | Mechanical Engineering |
| Hometown | Fort Collins, CO |
| Height | 5'3" |
What's your favorite tournament Mr. Yuk has gone to?
Queen CityWhat was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
Going to winter practice during covidMost memorable quote from a teammate?
"I love… Joe" -LucasWhat's your go-to move on the field?
Get ball, throw ballWas or is there an ultimate player you look up to? (on or off Yuk)
Nick AmanoWhat was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
Moth getting a layout goal on uni vs uncw while we wore propeller hatsWhat was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (off-field)?
Anything that has happened in the dojoDid you have a favorite cheer or celebration?
Hit the gwiddyDid you have a pre-game or tournament ritual?
Put on my pantsIf you didn't do ultimate at CMU, what would you have done?
Golf
| Major | Chemical Engineering |
| Hometown | Beijing, China |
| Height | 6'1" |
Bio
Weakest Yuk MemberWhat's your favorite tournament Mr. Yuk has gone to?
Steel CityWhat was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
On the cut playing mini, then getting reminded that I’m out of shape.Most memorable quote from a teammate?
You’re the future of YukWhat's your go-to move on the field?
Rizzing the defender then breaking their anklesWas or is there an ultimate player you look up to? (on or off Yuk)
Mr. Sky KriskyWhat was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
Just watching VardaanWhat was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (off-field)?
Being a cow for partyDid you have a favorite cheer or celebration?
Gas pedalDid you have a pre-game or tournament ritual?
PeanutsIf you didn't do ultimate at CMU, what would you have done?
Theater and a capella
| Major | ECE/Robotics |
| Hometown | Manalapan, NJ |
| Height | 6'0" |
Bio
I really like playing D and laying out because I live for the hype. If you stick me in a pot of boiling water for give or take 6 minutes I'll become al dente because apparently I'm a spaghetti.What was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
There were two that really stuck out to me. The first, of course, was being called Joel constantly and not realizing that it was referring to me. People really didn't let me go even a single week being my own person. Sheesh, this team am I right? The second was definitely playing pickup on the Cut. Literally every single person there was running hard and having a good time. Prior to coming to CMU, I really didn't know what good ultimate looked like so it was super impressive to see the difference.What was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (off-field)?
There is literally nothing that compares to singing Colder Weather in the basement of the Dojo. I don't care who you are or what you do, you cannot beat standing in the muck on the Dojo floor, grabbing a sweaty person with each arm, and screaming every lyric to the song. Each time it happens, it really reminds me of how great of a club we have and how happy I am to have met everyone.
| Major | Electrical and Computer Engineering |
| Hometown | Lake Forest, IL |
| Height | 6'0" |
| Major | Electrical and Computer Engineering |
| Hometown | Washington, DC |
| Height | 6'5" |
What's your go-to move on the field?
Sky Joe
| Major | Decision Science |
| Hometown | NYC |
| Height | 5'11" |
What was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
rjIf you didn’t do ultimate at CMU, what would you do?
Nothing
| Major | Chemical Engineering |
| Hometown | Roseville, MN |
| Height | 5'9" |
What was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
Playing frisbee on the cut and getting hand blocked by RJ :(Did you have a favorite cheer or celebration?
Y UK YU K
| Major | Information Systems |
| Hometown | Charlotte, NC |
| Height | 5'9" |
What's your favorite tournament Mr. Yuk has gone to?
QCTU 2022What was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
I know this doesn't exactly count but I'll say the 2021 Invitational Yuk SeriesWhat's your go-to move on the field?
Throwing insides instead taking the wide open aroundWas or is there an ultimate player you look up to? (on or off Yuk)
I'm one of Nick's boys so Nick Amano. Also Matt Gouchoe-Hanas and Suhas MadirajuWhat was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
Scoring the winning goal at Regionals my sophomore year to beat Penn St. on universeWhat was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (off-field)?
The long car ridesDid you have a favorite cheer or celebration?
Y ... UK ... YU ... K"If you didn't do ultimate at CMU, what would you have done?
idk ... memorize all the vice presidents?
| Major | Chemical Engineering |
| Hometown | Bethesda, Maryland |
| Height | 5'10" |
What's your favorite tournament Mr. Yuk has gone to?
BuffaloWhat was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
My first experience was going to a 50 person practice full of freshman and playing minis across the field with 0 frisbee knowledge.What was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
Hitting a full extension layout goal from a huck in the Bubble bowlIf you didn't do ultimate at CMU, what would you have done?
I would have played too many videogames
| Occupation | Data Scientist |
| Hometown | Old Lyme, CT |
| Years Coached | 1 |
Bio
Old boomer who played Yuk awhile ago! Coaching now cuz it's a blast. Go yuk make em sick, yung gross boys nevalostWhat has been favorite tournament Mr. Yuk has gone to?
Tally ClassicWhat was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
Pickup on the cut ballin hardMost memorable quote from a teammate?
High-pitched scream from Riq trying to get a layout DWhat is your go-to move on the field?
You don't wanna knowWas or is there an ultimate player you look up to? (on or off Yuk)
Justin Abel, Jasper M Tom, Foster Bowls, Steven Mogielski, Matt WeissWhat is your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
Playing with everyone again in Fall 2021What was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (off-field)?
Spring breakDo you have a favorite cheer or celebration?
O Line is Sexy and D Line is UglyDo you have a pre-game or tournament ritual?
Listen to magic school bus theme songIf you didn’t do ultimate at CMU, what would you do?
Bring back CMU CYPHERS from the brink of death or like quiz bowl or something
| Occupation | Nuclear Engineer |
| Hometown | Tacoma, WA |
| Years Coached | 2 |
Bio
I joined Mr. Yuk in fall 2018 because I had planned to join a club to help make friends my freshman year. I ended up playing all 4 years of undergrad, eventually serving on the core as treasurer and chancellor. After graduation, I continued to pursue club ultimate while sticking around to help coach Yuk. Currently, I work as a nuclear engineer, play semi-professional ultimate with the Pittsburgh Thunderbirds, aspire to help rebuild a nationals level men’s club program in Pittsburgh, and am honored to be a part of the Mr. Yuk coaching staff.Do you have a pre-game or tournament ritual?
Pre-game: do as many glute activation exercises as possible.
| Occupation | Researcher |
| Hometown | Loveland, OH |
| Years Coached | 1 |
What was your first experience with ultimate frisbee at CMU?
Ryan Hoffman commented on my "introduce yourself" Facebook post while I was still in high school and told me to play for Mr. Yuk.Most memorable quote from a teammate?
"BOUNCE" -RJ and Quan probablyWhat is your go-to move on the field?
Low release backhand around break throwWas or is there an ultimate player you look up to? (on or off Yuk)
Alton Olson! What a kind dude.What is your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (on-field)?
Coming to practice and seeing my friends :)What was your favorite memory of Mr. Yuk (off-field)?
Spring break, any year!Do you have a favorite cheer or celebration?
YU K Y UKDo you have a pre-game or tournament ritual?
Pre-game: do as many glute activation exercises as possible.If you didn’t do ultimate at CMU, what would you do?
Graduated
